Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: a Ball State, a Buffalo grad, a Florida grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater.

As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They argued all the way up the mountain, and when they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he fell to his doom.

Not wanting to be out done, the Florida grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Gators!"

Seeing this, the Buffalo grad walked over and shouted "This is for the Bulls!" and pushed the Cardinals fan off the side of the mountain.

Q: Did you hear about the fire in Ball State University's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?

A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

One foggy night, a Buffalo fan and a Ball State fan were driving the opposite directions on a road near Buffalo. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.

The Ball State fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"

Likewise, the Bull fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.

The Ball State fan walks over to the Bull fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."

The Bull fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."

The Bull fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Cardinal fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Cardinal fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Cardinal fan hands it back to the Bull fan and says, "Your turn!"

The Bull fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."

Q: What's the hardest thing about being a Ball State Cardinal fan?

A: Telling your parents that you're gay.

Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Ball State University library?

A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at Ball State University weddings?

A: To keep the flies off the bride.

My two favorite teams are Buffalo and whoever plays Ball State!

It was reported that Ball State head football coach Brady Hoke will only be dressing twenty players for the Buffalo game. The rest of the players will have to get dressed by themselves.

Q: What do you call a Ball State player with a championship ring?

A: A thief!

Q: What do you get when you cross a Ball State University fan and a pig?

A: Nothing. There's some things that a pig will not do.

Q: What's the only sign of intelligent life in Muncie?

A: Buffalo: 187 Miles

Did you hear about the Cardinal fan who was so upset that the Bulls beat Ball State that he tried to commit suicide by jumping out of his basement window?

Q: What's the difference between a Ball State fan and a carp?

A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

A Ball State Cardinals fan walks into a doctor's office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks, "How can I help you?" The frog replies, "I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my butt."

Q: Why do Ball State University fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?

A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: How many Ball State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, it's a sophomore course.

Q: How do you get a Ball State University grad off of your front porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: Did you hear the story about the semi-truck carrying pigs that flipped over on the Ball State University campus?

A: The officials had to check ID's before letting any of the Cardinals cheerleaders back on board.

Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?

A: On the Ball State University campus. That's the last place you would find a football player.

Q: Why don't Ball State Cardinals fans let their kids play in sand boxes?

A: Because cats keep covering them up.

Q: Did you hear about the Ball State University fan who locked his keys in his car?

A: He couldn't get his family out.

Q: What do Ball State and pot have in common?

A: They both get smoked in bowls!

Q: How do you make Ball State University cookies?

A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

Q: What does the average Ball State University student get on his SAT?

A: Drool.

Q: How many Ball State fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One, but he gets 3 credits.

General Schwarzkopf was walking through the desert during the Gulf War when he found a lamp on the ground. He picked it up, rubbed, and out came a genie.

The genie said to the General, "I will grant you one wish."

The General replied, "I wish that we will win this war. Here is a map of the desert and all the war parties. Please make us win the war."

The genie responded, "I'm not that powerful of a genie. I cannot grant you that wish."

"Well," the General responds, "then can you have Ball State win a bowl game this year?"

The genie thinks for a moment, then says, "Let me see that map again."

Q: Do you know why the Ball State University football team should change its name to the "Opossums"?

A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

It's 12:09 and Ball State STILL sucks!

Two Ball State University fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do.

The first Ball State fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that."

The second Ball State fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it."

The first Ball State fan asks, "Why not?"

The second Ball State fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Ball State University campus?

A: A visitor.

Q. What did the Ball State graduate say to the Buffalo graduate?

A. "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order, please?"

Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and the Ball State Cardinals?

A: Six more weeks of bad football.

Q: What should you do if you find three Ball State University fans buried up to their neck in cement?

A: Get more cement.

Muncie News Report: Football practice in Muncie was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Brady Hoke, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a good Ball State joke?"

The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a Ball State grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6' 2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a Ball State grad. And the fella next to him is 6' 5" tall, weighs 250, and he's a Ball State grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"

The first guy says, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."

One day in an elementary school in Muncie, IN, a teacher asks her class if the Ball State Cardinals are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.

The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"

Little Jimmy says, "The Buffalo Bulls "

The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"

Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Bull fan, my mom is a Bull fan, I guess that makes me a Bull fan."

The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"

Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a Ball State fan."